About This Glorious Scheme

Welcome, fellow escapist. You’ve just entered the Lair of Delay—a sacred sanctuary where to-dos come to die a slow, glorious death.

This isn't your average productivity app. No pep talks. No hustle quotes. Just solid, AI-generated excuses so good they could win awards (or at least buy you time).

Powered by Gemini models, my minions analyze your task list and cook up ridiculously believable reasons to not get things done. Because let’s face it—Netflix won’t watch itself, and that snack in the fridge isn’t going to eat itself either.

Everything you write stays on your device. I don’t snitch. Your secrets, shame, and skipped chores are safely stashed away in localStorage. No cloud, no judgment.

So relax. Delay. Procrastinate with flair. The world can wait.

– Your Friendly Neighborhood Anti-Productivity Overlord 🦹‍♂️